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    A man finally get to sleep with this woman. Before sex the woman says "
    I have to perfectly honest with you. I am as flat as a pancake." The man says "You are very well breasted how can that be true." She then took off her bra and the fake tits came with it. The man then said to her "since we are being honest, I am hung like a baby." The woman replied "size is not important it is how you use it" She proceded to unbutton his pants and this incredibly monstrous dick fell out of his pants. The woman replied "I thought you said you were hung like a baby." The man replied "I am... 9 pounds 4 ounces 23 1/2 inches."

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