lighter than air

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    a blonde is over weight so her doctor puts her on a diet.
    i want you to eat regularly for two days then skip the third and you must repeat this procedure for three weeks and the next time i see you you will have lost 3 pounds.
    when the blonde returned three weeks later the doctor was astonished the blonde had lost 4 stone and the doctor asked did you follow my instructions.
    the blonde nods and says yes doctor i did but really i thought i was going to drop dead on the third day.
    the doctor replies what from hunger.
    no the blonde replies in all honesty it was from skipping.
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