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    I have to say repeating jokes from this forum has improved my standing in the weekly drinks session so i feel i owe you all at least one.
    A man gets into a lift and sees a very well presented woman.
    He looks at her very formally and says " Madam can i smell your vagina"
    She says " Sir, what did you say!!!!!!!!"
    He says " Madam can i smell your vagina".
    She says " You most certainly cannot"
    He looks her straight in the eye and says " well it must be your feet then"

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