I have to say repeating jokes from this forum has improved my standing in the weekly drinks session so i feel i owe you all at least one. A man gets into a lift and sees a very well presented woman. He looks at her very formally and says " Madam can i smell your vagina" She says " Sir, what did you say!!!!!!!!" He says " Madam can i smell your vagina". She says " You most certainly cannot" He looks her straight in the eye and says " well it must be your feet then"