lie clock

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    Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter
    at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
    He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
    Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will

    "Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?"
    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
    indicating that she never told a lie."
    "Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that
    one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
    have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
    "Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.
    "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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