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    An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
    She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
    He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

    She said, "I' m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women.
    Everything seems to make me think about women." The two sat sipping in silence.

    A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

    He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."


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