lawyer

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    A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross- examined. The lawyer thundered at her: "Have you ever been married?"

    "Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once."

    "Whom did you marry?"

    "Well, a man."

    The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a man. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a woman?"

    And the witness said meekly, "My brother did."


 
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