Kiwi Conversation **Joke

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    By following these easy steps, you too can hold a conversation with a New
    Zealander.

    Tip - you'll need to sound these out, either in your mind or aloud.
    What you hear and what it really means:

    BETTING: "Betting Gloves" are worn by betsmen in crucket.

    BRIST: Part of the human anatomy between the "nick" and the billy"

    BUGGER: As in "mine is bugger than yours".

    ERROR BUCK: Language spoken in countries like "Surria", "E-Jupp" and
    Libernon".

    EKKA DYMOCKS: University staff.

    GUESS: Flammable vapour used in stoves.

    SENDELS: Thongs, open shoes.

    COLOUR: Terminator, murderer.
 
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