kids in grade school

  1. 2,092 Posts.
    KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST

    TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

    TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry

    tree,

    but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

    TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I don't have to...my mom is a good cook.

    TEACHER: Morris, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

    TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.



 
arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch. arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch.