and a farmer worried about his sick bull seeks the help of his...

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    and a farmer worried about his sick bull seeks the help of his neighbour 10 miles down the road.

    He explains the symptoms, "Bull jumps up and down, snorts, farts, runs around in cirles, flips over then chews car tyres"

    the neighbour says "Yup ........ had one that had exactly the same symptoms"

    Farmer "What did you do?"

    neighbour "Gave my bull a mixture of rice and antifreeze"

    Farmer rushes off .....

    Two days later Farmer returns "That bloody mixture killed my bull!!"

    neighbour "Yup ..... killed mine too."
 
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