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Kenny the rooster

  1. acouch

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    : Kenny the rooster

    This American farmer has about 200 hens, but no
    rooster, and
    he wants chicks.
    So, he goes down the road to the next farmer
    and asks if he has a
    that he would sell.
    The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this
    great Australian rooster
    He'll service every chicken you got, not a problem."

    Well, Kenny the Australian rooster costs a lot
    of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it.
    So, he buys Kenny.

    The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down
    in the barnyard, first,
    giving the rooster a pep talk.
    "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a
    lot of chickens to
    here, and you cost me a lot of money.
    Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job.
    So, take your time and
    some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle. Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer
    pointed toward the hen house
    Kenny took off like a shot.
    WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house-three or four times, and
    farmer is really shocked.

    After that the farmer hears a commotion in the
    duck pen,
    sure enough, Kenny is in there.

    Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of
    geese, down by the lake.
    Once again, WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields
    chasing quail and pheasants.

    The farmer is distraught and worried that his
    expensive rooster won't
    last 24 hours.

    Sure enough, the farmer wakens the next morning
    only to find Kenny on
    back, stone cold in the middle of the yard.
    Buzzards are circling overhead.
    The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a
    colourful and expensive
    shakes his head and says,
    "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself.
    I tried to get you to slow down, now look what.
    Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards
    circling in the sky
    and says, "Shhh,they're getting closer."

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