julia gillard & her chauffeu - weekend funnies

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    Julia Gillard is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow walks out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: "You get out and check - you were driving. "

    The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. "You were driving, go and tell the farmer, " says Julia.

    Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, Hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. "My god, what happened to you?" asks Julia. The chauffeur replies: "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."

    "What on earth did you tell them?" asks Julia.
    "I'm Julia Gillard's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."
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