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    What do you call a big Irish spider?


    Did you hear about the Irishman who spent an hour in a big store looking for a cap with a peak at the back?

    An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him.
    "I'll see, sir," said the clerk.
    "What is your name?"
    "You're having me on now because I'm Irish," said the Irishman.
    "Won't you see the name on the envelope?"

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