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    A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with
    > their Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any last
    > before they leave. The man asks, "We realize it's
    > tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with
    > But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance
    > "Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always
    > separately."
    > "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
    > "No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."
    > "Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
    > "Of course!," replies the Mullah, "Alla ho Akber! Sex is OK within
    > to have children!"
    > "What about different positions?" asks the man.
    > "Alla ho Akber! No problem," says the Mullah.
    > "Woman on top?" the man asks.
    > "Sure," says the Mullah. "Alla ho Akber. Go for it!"
    > "Doggy style?"
    > "Sure! Alla ho Akber!"
    > "On the kitchen table?"
    > "Yes, yes! Alla ho Akber!"
    > "Can we I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a
    > bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of
    > honey and a porno video?"
    > "You may indeed. Alla ho Akber!"
    > "Can we do it standing up?"
    > "No." says the Mullah."
    > "Why not?" asks the man.
    > "Because that could lead to dancing."
    > cheers!

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