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    A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with

    Her husband watches her for a while and asks,

    "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

    The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,

    "I don't care. I just came from having a mammography and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

    The husband said,
    "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"

    "Your name never came up," she replied
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