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  1. The LAPD, FBI and the CIA were all asked to prove that they were capable of
    apprehending terrorists.

    The President George W decided to give them a test. He released a white
    rabbit into a forest and each of them had to catch it.

    The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
    They question all the plant and material witnesses. After three months of
    extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they bomb the forest,
    killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They make no
    apologies; the rabbit had it coming

    The LAPD go in. They come out after two hours with a badly beaten bear.
    The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."


    The Australian Prime Minister hears about this and decides to test
    Australian Law Enforcement Agencies. He releases a white rabbit into the
    Stromlo Forest outside Canberra.

    The National Crime Authority couldn't catch the rabbit, but promise that if
    they are given a budget increase they can recover 90 million from the rabbit
    in unpaid taxes and proceeds of crime.

    The VIC Police go in. They return after 15 minutes with a koala, a kangaroo,
    and a tree fern all shot to pieces. "They looked like
    dangerous rabbits and we had to act in self-defence" is their explanation.

    The NSW Police go in. Surveillance tapes later reveal top ranking officers
    and rabbits dancing around a gum tree stoned out of their
    minds.

    The QLD Police go in. Shortly afterwards, they come out driving a brand new
    Mercedes, scantily clad rabbits draped all over them. The QLD Premier
    congratulates them on maintaining traditional family values.

    The WA Police went into the forest and caught the white rabbit, but the
    rabbit inexplicably hung itself when the attending officer "slipped out
    momentarily" for a cup of coffee.

    The NT and SA police join forces to beat the crap out of every rabbit in the
    forest except the white one. They know it is the black ones who cause all
    the trouble.

    The Australian Federal Police refuse to go in. They examine the issues,
    particularly cost, and decide that because of the low priority and cost to
    the organisation as a whole, the matter should be rejected and returned to
    the referring department for investigation.

    ASIO goes into the wrong forest.


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