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    80-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came
    > back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks
    > great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you
    > at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your
    > God?"
    > George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
    > so He's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to
    > go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on when I pee, and then
    > poof! the light goes off when I'm done."
    > "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
    > A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma,"
    > he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to
    > call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that
    > he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the
    > bathroom and then poof! the light goes off?"
    > Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator
    > again!".
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