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  1. arthur

    7,397 posts.
    ...Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws. While there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.


    Several people noticed her
    sitting in her car with the windows rolled up, her eyes closed, and both
    >hands behind the back of her head.
    >
    >One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
    >walked over to
    >the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very
    >strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been
    >shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an
    >hour.
    >
    >The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were
    >locked, and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
    >
    >When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
    >the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
    >heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough
    >hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it
    >was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
    >
    >She had initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her
    >brains in for over an hour-until someone noticed and came to her aid. And,
    >yes, Linda is a blonde.

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    On that note I will leave the Xmas office party,




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