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    Joke of the Day
    The Atheist and The Bear
    Friday, July 08, 2005 12:22:59 PM

    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees!
    What a powerful river! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
    As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes
    behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards
    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and
    saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder
    again, and the bear was even closer.

    He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up
    but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left
    paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the
    Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."

    Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light
    shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence
    for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit
    creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this
    predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

    The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
    of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian, but perhaps could
    you make the BEAR a Christian?"

    "Very well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the
    forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both
    paws together and bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food,
    which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord,

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