bus load of nuns > > > > A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in > > > > heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. He asks the > > > > first nun, "Sister Karen, have you ever had any contact with a > > > > penis?" > > > > The nun giggles and slyly replies, "Well once I touched the head of > > > > one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of > > > > your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate." > > > > St. Peter asks the next nun the same question, "Sister Elizabeth > > > > have you ever had any contact with a penis?" > > > > The nun is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and > > > > stroked one." > > > > St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass > > > > through the gate." > > > > All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns, > > > > one nun is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches > > > > the front of the line St. Peter says "Sister, Sister what seems to be > > > > the rush?!" > > > > The nun replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I > > > > want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!" > > > >