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Jigsaw Puzzle

  1. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
    started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
    and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies
    the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
    these pieces intoanything resembling a rooster."

    He held her hand and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a
    cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Cornflakes
    back in the box."

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