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  1. klown

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    (#1) The dream.
    "I had the strangest dream last night," a young Jewish man was telling his Jewish psychiatrist.
    "I saw my mother but, when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. And you can imagine, I found this very disturbing. In fact, I woke up immediately and couldn't get back to sleep. I just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come. Then I got up, had a piece of toast, and came right over here for my appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this strange dream."
    The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding:
    "A piece of toast? You call that a breakfast?"

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