jesus

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    An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar.
    > > There was only one other person in the bar. It was a man. The three men
    > > kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They
    > > stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before, when
    > > suddenly the Irishman cried out "My God, I know who that man is. It's
    > > Jesus!"
    > >
    > > The others looked again and, sure enough, it was Jesus himself, sitting
    > > alone at a table The Irishman called out, "Hey!, you!!! Are you Jesus?"
    > > The man looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head.
    > > "Yes, I am Jesus" he says.
    > >
    > > The Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him "I'd like you to
    > > give Jesus over there a pint of Guinness from me." So the bartender
    > > pours Jesus a Guinness and takes it over to his table. Jesus looks
    > > over, raises his glass, smiles thank you and drinks.
    > >
    > > The Englishman then calls out, "Errr, excuse me Sir, but would you be
    > > Jesus?" Jesus smiles and says, "Yes, I am Jesus.." The Englishman
    > > beckons the bartender and tells him to send over a pint
    > > of Newcastle Brown Ale for Jesus, which the bartender does. As before,
    > > Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over at the men.
    > >
    > > Then the Australian calls out, "Oi, you! D'ya reckon you're Jesus,or
    > > what?" Jesus nods and says, "Yes, I am Jesus.." The Australian is mighty
    > > impressed and has the bartender send over a pot of Coopers Pale Ale for
    > > Jesus, which he accepts with pleasure.
    > >
    > > Sometime later, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat and
    > > approaches the three men. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and
    > > shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman
    > > gives a cry of amazement. "Oh God, the arthritis is gone," he says. "The
    > > arthritis I've had for years is gone. It's a miracle!"
    > >
    > > Jesus then shakes the hand of the Englishman, thanking him for the
    > > Newcastle Brown Ale. Upon letting go, the Englishman's eyes widen in
    > > shock. "By jolly", he exclaims, " The migraine I've had for over 40
    > > years is completely gone. It's a Miracle!"
    > >
    > > Jesus then approaches the Australian, who has a terrified look on his
    > > face. The Aussie whispers ........... "F*** off mate, I'm on Workers
    > > Comp"
    >
 
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