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    A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

    Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"

    Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"

    Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji Rodi roumi yakoo!"

    Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

    Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

    I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don't know Japanese. You'll read anything as long as it's about sex...

    You need help. I worry about you.

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