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  1. acouch

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    > Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his
    > father sat him down for a little fireside chat.
    > He says, "Let me tell you something. On my
    > wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took
    > off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here honey,
    > try these on.' She did and said, 'Well sweetie they 're a little
    > too big, and I can't wear them.'
    >
    > I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
    > and I always will.' 'Ever since that
    > night we have never had any problems.'
    >
    > 'Hmmm,' says Jack. He thinks that might be a
    > good thing to try. On his honeymoon Jack takes
    > off his pants and says to Jill, 'Here babe, try
    > these on.
    >
    > She does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me.' Jack
    > says, '...Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
    will,
    > and I don't want you to ever forget that.'
    > Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, 'Here,
    > you try on mine.' He does and says, 'I can't even get into your
    > pants.' Jill says, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your f*****g
    > attitude, you never will.
    >



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