**its official:pillow biters rooted****

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    In some sensational news just to hand it has been reported that nearly all pillow biters have been extinguished due to the galiant, brave and humble actions of the Almighty Goblin and others.(Too many too mention).

    Being Christmas may all rejoice in our newfound wealth that goblin has provided and may we all pray that we never end up like a pillow biter.

    P.S. Special meetings with all pillow biters have been arranged at your local Salvation Army on Christmas day. Can of baked beans or any types of food would be appreciated.
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