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Irishman in an Elevator

  1. Spilla

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    A skinny little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
    black guy standing next to him.

    The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
    '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner

    The Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

    The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says,
    'What's wrong with you?'

    In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

    The big dude says,
    'I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the
    questions everyone always asks me...................

    I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles
    weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'

    The little white Irishman says:

    'Turner Brown'? .......Sweet Jesus.
    I thought you said, "Turn around"!

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