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    This Irishman shifted to Bondi Beach. He was having problems picking up a Girl so he asked the lifesaver what was the best way to do it. The lifesaver said first you have to get rid of the daggy clothes and buy a pair of speedos 2 sizes too small,then get a potato and put it in your speedos.
    The next day this Irishman did this and went for a walk along the Beach, as he was walking everyone including all the girls, were saying yuk disgusting and in general it went exactly the opposite.
    He went back to the lifeguard and told him that it didn't work and everyone was disgusted with him. The lifesaver took one look and said the potato is meant to go down the front of your speedos not the back.
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