Irish joke

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    Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to
    the bird section
    and Mick says to Paddy; "Dat's Dem". The shopkeeper
    comes over and asks if
    he can help.


    "Yeah, we'll take two of dem dere budgies in dat cage
    opa dere", says Mick.
    "Put dem in a pepper bag".



    The shopkeeper does as asked and the two pay for the
    birds and leave.



    They get into Mick's van and drive until they reach a
    cliff with a 500ft
    drop."Dis looks loike a grand place", says Mick. He then
    takes the two birds
    out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps
    off the cliff.



    Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes
    straight down for a
    few seconds followed by a 'Splat'. As Paddy looks over
    the edge of the cliff
    he shakes his head and says "Fock Dat, dis budgie
    jumpin' is too fockin
    dangerous for me..."



    Part Two A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too
    has been to the pet
    shop and is carrying the familiar 'pepper bag'. He then
    pulls a parrot out
    of the bag and Paddy notices that in the other hand
    Seamus is carrying a
    gun.



    "Watch this Paddy" he says, as he launches himself over
    the edge of the
    cliff.Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the
    gun and blows the
    parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until
    there is another
    'Splat' and he joins Mick at the bottom of the cliff.
    Paddy shakes his head
    and says, "An' oim never troyin' that parrotshooting
    noider..."



    Part Three After a few minutes, Sean strolls up. He too
    has been to the pet
    shop and walks up with his 'pepper bag'. Instead of a
    parrot he pulls a
    chicken out of the bag and launches himself off the
    cliff with the usual
    result.



    Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first
    der was Mick wit his
    budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting - and now you
    fockin' hen
    gliding....."
 
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