Irish Humour.

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    How to get to Heaven from Ireland :

    A true story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.

    I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

    'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?' 'NO!' the children answered.

    'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was 'NO!'

    'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?' Again, they all answered 'NO!'

    I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'

    A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE DEAD FIRST.'

    It's a curious race, the Irish.

    Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?
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