Monday 8:00 Husseinfeld. 8:30 Mad About Everything. 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions. 9:30 Allah McBeal.
Tuesday 8:00 Wheel of MisFortune and Terror. 8:30 The Price Is Right if Saddam Says It's Right. 9:00 Children Are Forbidden to Say the Darndest Things. 9:30 Iraq's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers.
Wednesday 8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer. 8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy. 9:00 Just Shoot Me. 9:30 Veilwatch.
Thursday 8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi. 8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H. 9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses. 9:30 My Two Baghdads.
Friday 8:00 Judge Saddam. 8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things. 9:00 Achmed's Creek. 9:30 Nowitness News.