Investment Advice

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    If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one
    year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $ 1,000.00.

    With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.


    If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Stella (the
    beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer,
    then turned in the bottles for a 5c deposit, you would
    have $107.00.

    Based on the above, current investment advice is to
    drink heavily and recycle
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