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  1. rorym

    212 posts.
    Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it
    started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put
    it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
    Lady 1: What's that?
    Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
    Lady 1: Where did you get it.
    Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
    The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
    to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy,obviously
    embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80
    years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
    Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
    The pharmacist fainted.

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