important political definitions.

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    CAPITALISM - You have two decent cows. You sell one , and
    buy a bull...result: you soon own three.

    SOCIALISM - You have two reasonable cows , the government
    sees this, takes one , and gives it to your neighbour.

    COMMUNISM - You have two good cows. The government takes
    both, and gives you a little share of the milk...
    ..meanwhile Polit-Bureau Chiefs eat that bull.

    FASCISM - You have two cows. The government takes away both,
    and sells you the milk.

    NAZISM - You have two great cows. The government takes away
    both to breed with that bull...Then shoots you.

    BUREAUCRATISM - You have the two great cows. The government
    takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.
 
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