hundred dollar bill

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    hi guys

    >Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the
    >hell have you been?"
    >He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?"
    >She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
    >"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
    >"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
    >disdain; "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
    >tattooed on his privates?"
    >"Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a while I like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in my hand
    >and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
    >at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

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