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    A Lady is having an affair and is in bed with her lover when unexpectedly her husbands car roars into the driveway. She says to her lover to go in the bathroom, so he goes to get his clothes and she says you have not got time to get them, just go. The husband bowls through the front door and says honey i,m home,i got out of the office early today.
    He gives her a kiss and says i,m busting to go to the toilet, so he opens the bathroom door and sees this guy standing there with
    nothing on, and says who are you? The guy says i,m an exterminator. The husband says an exterminator, what sort of exterminator. The guy says i,m a moth exterminator, the husband says but you have got no clothes on, the guy says, the little bastards!!
 
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