howarthurs life of celibacy started

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    How Arthur's life of celibacy started:

    Arthur and Martha have been married for 25 years. The children have grown up, it was time to re-energise the marriage. They decided to attend a marriage enhancement and revitalisation seminar.

    The speaker started out by talking about the need for each partner to know the little things that mattered to the other.
    'For example, gents, do you know what your wife's favourite flower is?"

    Arthur leant over to martha and whispered:

    "It's self-raising, isn' it, dear?"
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