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How was that again

  1. acouch

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    Subject: How was that again

    There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its
    sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."
    Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked
    for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to
    (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The
    buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, you were close.
    The number was [7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time."
    Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time,
    pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex.
    The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess
    the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the>proprietor
    said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time."
    As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that
    game is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex. The buddy
    replied,"No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week".

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