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HOW THE PROFESSIONALS DO IT

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    Accountants do it with Double Entry
    Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
    Ambulance driver comes quicker
    Australians do it Down Under
    Bach did it using the organ
    Bankers do it with interest
    Bartenders do it on the Rocks
    Batman does it using his Robin
    Bookkeepers do it for the record
    Bosses delegate the task to others
    Chess players check their Mates
    Cops do it with cuffs
    DJs do it on request
    Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
    Dentists do it orally
    Detectives do it under cover
    Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers
    Elevator men do it up and down
    Engineers do it to specifications
    Engineers do it to a first order approximation
    Firemen do it with a big hose
    Frank Sinatra did it his way
    Garbagemen come twice a week
    Gardeners do it on the bushes
    Gas attendants Pump all day
    Golfers do it in 18 holes
    Landlords do it every 1st of the month
    Managers make others do it
    Marketing reps do it on commission
    Pizza delivery man comes in 30 minutes or it's free
    Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

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