hey, foolguy right up your alley

"An Answer to an Anti-Semite."

"It's a free world. You don’t have to like Jews, but if you don’t, I suggest that you boycott certain Jewish products like;

insulin, discovered by Dr. Minkoski;
the vaccine for hepatitis, discovered by Baruch Blumberg;
chlorhydrate for convulsions, discovered by Dr. J. Von Liebig;
the Wassermann test for syphilis;
streptomycin, discovered by Dr. Selman Abraham Waxman;
the polio pill by Dr. Albert Sabin;
and the polio vaccine by Dr. Jonas Salk."

"Good! Boycott!

But humanitarianism requires that my people offer all these gifts to all the people of the world.

Fanaticism requires that all bigots accept diabetes, hepatitis, convulsions, syphilis, infectious diseases and infantile paralysis."

"You want to be mad? Be mad!

But I’m telling you, you ain’t going to feel so good."

( I have plagerized these lines. The author is unknown)