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    An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam
    in a café when a American tourist , chewing gum, sat down next to him.
    The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started
    up a conversation . The American snapped his gum and said, "You
    Australian folk eat the whole bread?"

    The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his
    breakfast, and replied, "Of course."

    The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States we only eat
    what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
    transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia." The American
    had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence.

    The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"

    Sighing the Australian replied "Of course."

    Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the
    States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
    seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
    jam and sell it to Australia."

    The Australian then asked, "Do you have sex in the states?"

    The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."

    The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with
    the condoms once you've used them?"

    "We throw them away of course."

    Now it was the Australian's turn to smile.

    "We don't. In Australia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt
    them into chewing gum and sell them to the United States. Why do you
    think it's called Wrigley's?"

    Dave R.
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