Heaven's System

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    Subject: HEAVEN 'S SYSTEM




    A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of
    him
    is
    a
    guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and
    jeans.

    Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know
    whether
    or
    not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"

    The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."

    Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the
    taxi-driver,
    "Take
    this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

    The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's
    the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph
    Snow,
    pastor
    of
    Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."
    Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this
    cotton
    robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
    Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver and he
    gets
    a
    silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"
    "Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached,
    people slept; while he drove, people prayed."








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