Heaven & Hell

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    Heaven in Europe is when ...

    1) The cook is French,
    2) The trains are run by Germans
    3) The police are English
    4) The lovers are Italian
    5) And everything is arranged by Swiss...

    Hell in Europe is when ...

    1) The cook is English,
    2) The trains are run by Italians
    3) The police are German
    4) The lovers are Swiss
    5) And everything is arranged by French...

    Purushotam Narang, a marriage broker in Mumbai, explains this phenomenon with an Indian joke.

    Definition of heaven:

    American salary,
    Indian wife,
    Chinese food and
    British accommodation.

    Definition of hell:

    American wife,
    British food,
    Chinese accommodation and
    Indian salary.

 
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