halloween party

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    ~Halloween Costume Party~

    A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got
    a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
    alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
    said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there
    was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he
    took his costume and away he went.
    The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened
    without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the
    party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume
    was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband
    to see how he acted when she was not with him.
    She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
    around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could
    and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up
    to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high
    and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
    She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
    husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
    she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little
    bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and
    went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering
    what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
    She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of
    a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
    have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
    He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
    got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
    into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you....
    the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"

    thought something a bit light to finish the evening
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