gulf war 2 - a top 20

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    Using THE WHO's "My Generation - The very best of", the following is the top 20 hit parade:

    1)
    Hans Blix' theme song (there are 3 to choose from):
    I CAN SEE FOR MILES
    THE SEEKER

    2)
    The Security Council theme song (there are 2 to choose from):
    YOU BETTER YOU BET
    WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN

    3)
    Saddam's theme song (as suggested by a GW Bush):
    I CAN'T EXPLAIN

    4)
    Saddam's theme song (in his own words to Blix):
    WHO ARE YOU

    5)
    George's theme song (as suggested by a S Hussein):
    MAGIC BUS

    6)
    George's theme song (as told to him by himself):
    ANYWAY, ANYHOW, ANYWHERE

    7)
    Donald Rumsfeld's theme song (in his own mind):
    LET'S SEE ACTION

    8)
    Colin Powell's theme song:
    JOIN TOGETHER

    9)
    Tony Blair's theme song:
    PINBALL WIZARD

    10)
    Johnny Howard's theme song:
    5.15

    11)
    The Franco-Russian theme song:
    HAPPY JACK

    12)
    The Franco-German theme song (as suggested by a GW Bush):
    SQUEEZE BOX

    13)
    George Bush's dedication song to the Franco-Russian alliance:
    BORIS THE SPIDER

    14)
    Osama's theme song:
    I'M A BOY
    or
    ANYWAY, ANYHOW, ANYWHERE

    15)
    al Qaida's theme song:
    SUBSTITUTE

    16)
    The US Marine Corp theme song:
    MY GENERATION

    17)
    The theme song for all the terrorists that I have known out there:
    BABA O'RILEY

    18)
    For the anti-war demonstrators:
    PICTURES OF LILY
 
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