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    1) I’ve just finished reading a book about the

    world’s greatest basement ….. It was a best cellar.

    2) It’s my first week working at the bicycle factory
    and they already made me a spokesperson.

    3) My laptop caught pneumonia,
    apparently, because I left Windows open.

    4) I thought swimming with Dolphins was expensive
    until I went swimming with sharks ….
    It cost me an arm and a leg.

    5) The main function of your big toe is to make sure
    all the furniture in the house is in the right place.

    6) Horses have lower divorce rates.
    It’s because they are in stable relationships.

    7) It’s pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car,
    I will get tyred but if I run behind a car I will get exhausted.

    8) My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because
    I procrastinate so much. I told them you just wait.

    9) 90% of bald people still own a comb;
    they just can’t part with it.

    10) Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle ……
    It’s a vicious cycle.

    11) The word “incorrectly” is spelled incorrectly in
    every dictionary.

    12) I’ve been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck.

    13) The other day I yelled into a colander and I strained
    my voice.

    14) What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?
    A receding hare line.

    15) When I was a kid, we played spin the bottle with the girls. If they didn’t want to kiss you, they would have to give you a dollar. By the time I was 12, I owned my own home.
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