great joke

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    Just loved the last one thought it applied to lots of CEO's we have all come across

    (u)Five surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on.(/u)

    The first says,

    "I like to see accountants on my operating table,because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second responds,

    "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
    Everything inside is colour-coded."

    The third says, "No,

    I really think librarians are the best-everything in alphabetical order."

    The fourth chimes in:

    "You know, I like mechanics ... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the
    job takes longer than you said it would."

    But the fifth shut them all up.

    "You're all wrong. Managers are the easiest to operate on.

    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and ass are interchangeable."

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