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Good side of the senior citz's life

  1. pirate

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    FW: Good side of the senior citz's life

    Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge
    around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
    maximum speed on the long corridors. Because she and her fellow residents are
    one sandwich short of a picnic, they all tolerate each other, some of the
    males actually join in.
    One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Mad Mike stepped
    out of his room with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a
    license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat
    wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said and away Ethel sped down the hall.
    As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William popped out in
    front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
    Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him.
    William nodded and said, "Carry on, maam."
    As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers Brian
    stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable (for
    his age) erection in his hand.
    "Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"

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