golf, broken glass & the genie.

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    A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

    Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the
    window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

    The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
    up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
    going to cost us."

    So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
    voice said, "Come on in."

    When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
    all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
    near the broken window.

    A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my

    Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

    "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm
    a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
    that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give
    you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for

    "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
    out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

    "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
    And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

    "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like
    to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the
    world," she said.

    Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
    from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

    "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

    "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
    woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your

    The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
    now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

    She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
    Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
    you, honey?"

    "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for

    So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
    the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

    After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and
    looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

    "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

    "Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
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