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  1. Two old drunks were drinking up at a bar. The first one
    says, "Ya know,when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend
    it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10
    if I tried really hard." By the time I was 50, I could bend it about
    no problem.

    I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half
    with just one hand."

    "So," says the second drunk, "What's your point?"

    "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much
    stronger I'm gonna get!"

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