georgio's new shoes

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    Giorgio is in this country for about 6 months. He walks to work every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops looks in the window and admires a beautiful pair of Bocceli leather shoes.
    After 2 months he saves the $300.00 the shoes cost and purchases them.

    Each Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance at the church basement, so Giorgio seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli leather shoes to the dance.

    He first asks Sophia to dance, and as they dance, he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear the red panties tonight?" Sophia, startled, says, "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear the red panties tonight, but how do you know?!?"
    Giorgio replies: "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes, How do you like them?"
    Next, he asks Rosa to dance. After a few minutes he says to her, "Rosa, do you wear the white panties tonight?" Rosa, startled, answers, "Yes, Giorgio, I do, but how do you know that?!?"
    He answers: "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them?"

    Now the evening is almost over and the last song is being played. Giorgio asks Carmella to dance.
    Midway through the dance his face turns red. He says, "Carmella, stilla my heart, please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me this true."
    Carmella, embarrassed, answers, "Y ... Yes, Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight, but how do you know?!?"
    Giorgio gasps and says, "Thanka God ... I thought I had a crack in my $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes!!!"
 
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